DerpingAnimals

Ch. 1 The Entity
Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose Kung-Fu skills were the stuff of legend! He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. "I see you like to chew! Maybe you should chew on my fist!" The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed! And then he spoke! "Enough talk, let's fight!" BABOOI!!! He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to awesomeness! "My eyes!" "He's too awesome!" "And attractive~!" "How can we repay you?" "There is no charge for awesomeness! Or attractiveness!" BABLOOI!! It matter not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his fugacity! Never before had a panda been so feared and so loved! Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master. "We should hangout!" "Agreed" HYAAI!!! But hanging out would have to wait cause when you are facing the 10,000 demons of demon mountain! There's only one thing that matters and that's- "Po, get up! You'll be late for work!"

Ch. 2 Actual Description
Average Minecrafter, nothing special. I have built a civilization with UwUSandwich and UwUPizza27 a few thousand blocks away. I am a Pumpkin Pie connoisseur who loves Pumpkin Pies.